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Weird lingerie tales
The last time I went home my mom tried to give me a skirt that was a combo of leopard print with roses. I thought she was being crazy. Now I look in the victoria's secret catalogue and its all over the place. Apparently this is in. Yikes. I like leopard print, but with roses?
The madness continues:
A fantasy bra and panty made of rubies, emeralds and diamonds. Total weight 320 carats for the bra. Panty is 168 carats. The bra has a 68 carat diamond in it. Price $10,000,000 Fine Print: Holiday offers not applicable.
And a Diamond Pendant... $998.
Ok How insane is that.
And next?
Musical Thongs. I kid you not. They play Christmas Carols.
The madness continues:
A fantasy bra and panty made of rubies, emeralds and diamonds. Total weight 320 carats for the bra. Panty is 168 carats. The bra has a 68 carat diamond in it. Price $10,000,000 Fine Print: Holiday offers not applicable.
And a Diamond Pendant... $998.
Ok How insane is that.
And next?
Musical Thongs. I kid you not. They play Christmas Carols.
DUDE!
I want one!!!
I want a musical thong! Don't throw away that magazine - I need to order a musical thong for myself!!
That's just WAY too much fun...Do they have a musical thong that plays old laung tyme? do they have one that plays here comes santa claus???